Hello. I'm WarChild, struggling fanfic writer, sometimes protester of lack of Square N64 games, despite the fact I don't have a N64 and I have the PSX version of FF7. You probably heard of "The Wizard of Zozo" by Geode, and "Square Takes over the Airwaves: The Next Channel" co-written by Geode and me. You know these stories and other stories were parodies of various things, movies, TV. Now, after seeing "The Wizard of Zozo", I decided to start on a fanfic written by me, parodying the Star War movies, excluding various add ons from other sources (Books, games). So without further ado, I bring you, The Square Wars.
Square Wars: Leaving
a New Hope
Chapter 1: Lost and Found - April
17th, 1999
Chapter 2: Destiny Awaits - April
17th, 1999
Chapter 3: The Journey into the Center
of Meteor - April 17th, 1999
Chapter 4: Executions and Escapes -
April 17th, 1999
Chapter 5: World Crisis - April
17th, 1999
Square Wars: The Shinra
Strikes Back
Chapter 1: Ice Everywhere - April
17th, 1999
Chapter 2: Giants, Asteroids, and
Lunarians, Oh My! - April 17th, 1999
Chapter 3: Still More Training
- April 17th, 1999
Chapter 4: Crisis in Cloud's City
- April 17th, 1999
Chapter 5: A Dark Secret - April
17th, 1999
Square Wars: The Return
of the Paladin
Chapter 1: Cries of Jenova - April
17th, 1999
Chapter 2: On That Day, 20 Years Ago
- April 17th, 1999
Chapter 3: The Forests of Mua - April
17th, 1999
Chapter 4: Judgement Day, For Whom?
- April 17th, 1999
Chapter 5: Redemption and Final Resolution
- April 17th, 1999
Square Wars: The Galbadian Menace- It's been almost a year since
I wrote the original Square Wars. Without a new episode, and a new Final
Fantasy, everything has been on hold. Now with FF8 released in Japan, FF5
finally on its way, and the heralded arrival of Episode I, I can now tell
the beginnings of Golbez, Bugenhagen, Robo, and Cait Sith. Ladies and Gentleman,
I give you Square Wars Part I: The Galbadian Menace.
Chapter 1: Forcing a Way... - July
15th, 1999