Let me start this bio with a prayer:

"All hail Flux, writer of cool stuff. He art good: AMEN."

Hi! I'm Flux, and I like to write. I also like to eat, and I'm fat like a walrus. Yes, people can't get around me on the sidewalk. I also have a problem with underarm odors, so people who CAN get around me on the sidewalk, often decide not to. I am 58 years old, and I weigh 999 lbs (That's as far as the scale in my house goes.) And I have only one dream, to become the world's greatest pokemon trainer. After which, I will retire, and marry Britney Spears.

I also, am a firm believer in the fact that Britney Spears' boobies, are REAL. And they are NOT fake. If you disagree with me, first take into account when she became popular (When she was 17) and then, imagine what YOU looked like before you finished puberty and developed into a beautiful woman. (Oh, what's that you say? You're not a girl? Or you ARE a girl and you just haven't finished the magical journey of puberty yet? Yeah, I thought so. Shut up.)

If you don't believe a word I'm saying: You're almost right! Though I am going to marry Britney Spears, and I believe her boobies are NOT fake, nothing else I've said has been the truth.

Hey nerds! Here are what my D&D stats would be if I were a character:

Intelligence: 18
Strength: 18
Wisdom: 18
Constitution: 18
Dexterity: 19
Luck: 18
Good Looks: 24

I also have boots of speed, which add +10 to my speed. So that's an AC bonus of -5 or so.

Enjoy my works, and share them with those you love.

Chrono Trigger Fanfic
ReviewableThe Sweet Child of Heaven
The Sweet Child of Heaven - August 9th, 2001

Final Fantasy VII Fanfic
ReviewedCloud the Schizo- ::Schizophrenia:: (This is NOT the story. It is simply a disclaimer/description thing.)

If you have ever seen Cloud in the game. You know he acts pretty friggin wierd. What being a hardass deluxe the first minute, and then becoming a sarchastic, joking bum the next, and then becoming a flattering love-dog, or a big-jerk. (Depending on what you choose for him to say to his comrades.) I think his personality can only be caused by one thing, "Schizophrenia".

Schizophrenia, to those of you who don't know what it is, is the disorder where one hears voices in one's head. There are two voices currently taking residence in Cloud's thought-processes. One is modeled after Cloud, when he was 8 or 9, and was full of piss-n-vinegar. The other is a more adult Cloud. Sounding strangely more like Sephiroth. (There COULD be hidden meaning behind that, but I aint tellin'.)

Cloud has lived with Schizophrenia for so long, he has learned to believe and respond to only ONE of his voices. the other one really has no credibility (as you might see later on) but it WILL trip-him-up every once in a while.

BLUE text: Obnoxious voice.
RED italicized text: Serious voice.
REGULAR text: Cloud!.... and others.

So anyways, I give you.....
Cloud the Schizo - February 1st, 2002

Chrono Trigger Fanfic
Final Fantasy 7 Fanfic