The Storyteller

I am the Storyteller. I know all, and see all in my dimension. Who or what I am is not important. All you need to know is that I know the truth. I am the truth, no matter how funny or sad it may be. Why? You just might find out one day.

Scarred for life, and proud. And only half of the parents need know about it! Ringing in at a hundred and ten bucks, from Richie's on Hempstead Turnpike in Elmont, comes the one, the only--LEFT CALF OF KAT DALTON!!! Complete with Magus tattoo. He shall be colored soon, right now he's still in the healing process, past the itching but peeling a bit--Lubriderm fixes the mess. The beauty of body art--Chrono Trigger for life!

A Chrono Universe of God Knows What- The stories that I write are kinda becoming a sort of... continuing saga, maybe a soap opera. The order is as follows: The White Mage and the Angry Toad, The Adventures of Epoch, The Gift of Song, and more on the way. The stories in the Misc category have no bearing on this series whatsoever.

ReviewedThe White Mage and The Angry Toad- The White Mage and the Angry Toad... well, yes, I rewrote it. I know that this story is essentially a PWP (Plot? What Plot?) story, but I'm proud of it... I laughed at it, as have many of my friends who've read it... in any case, I understand that some people out there are uncomfortable with the subject matter presented here, but come on... this story is not meant to be taken seriously. I try not to disrespect Magus (Lord knows he's my obsession) but if you find you're offended by how Magus is represented, do one of two things:

1. Stop reading.

2. Keep remembering that this is an alternate personality. Of course, i'm not following the traditional history of the DID disease (Disassociative Identity Disorder, or multiple personalities), but this is a comedy, not to mention that if you research into DID you won't want to hear about Magus and the assumed childhood of a person with DID... and I wouldn't write that sort of thing anyway (I'd probably get way too depressed).

So sit back, and be ready to giggle.
Part 1 - March 5th, 1998, revised June 27th, 2000
Part 2 - April 15th, 1998, revised June 27th, 2000
Part 3 - May 12th, 1998, revised June 27th, 2000

ReviewedThe Adventures of Epoch
Part 1 - July 6th, 1998, revised June 27th, 2000
Part 2 - July 29th, 1998, revised December 13th, 2000

ReviewableThe Gift of Song- Well, there are a lot of mysteries pertaining to Magus's life in the Middle Ages. There are stories about how he was trained by Ozzie, Flea, and Slash to use magic, and eventually become evil. But hey... who says you can't have a little fun sometimes? In this story, you learn about Magus's second life, as... well whaddaya know... a rock star perhaps?
Part 1 - September 22nd, 1999, revised December 13th, 2000
Part 2 - November 1st, 1999, revised December 13th, 2000
Part 3 - November 8th, 1999
Part 4 - November 25th, 1999, revised December 13th, 2000
Part 5 - December 25th, 1999, revised December 13th, 2000

ReviewableThe Day the Epoch Ran Out of Gas- What could be worse? Crono's talking like Jar Jar Binks, Marle feels the need to be way too amorous, Lucca is beyond moody, Glenn's been changed into something more annoying than a Frog, Magus is starting to feel lonely, and Spekkio thinks the world is going to end because of a broken toy car. Worse even, the Epoch's been sabotaged, and someone's out to kill anyone they can get their hands on.

It's truly a wonderful day in Magus's neighborhood.
Part 1 - January 1st, 2000
Part 2 - April 3rd, 2000
Part 3 - April 3rd, 2000
Part 4 - June 27th, 2000
Part 5 - June 27th, 2000
Part 6 - December 13th, 2000
Part 7 - December 13th, 2000

ReviewableThe Empty Nest- So the kids are back home, after a few sleepless nights of television, music, and death threats. The world is at peace... right? Maybe for them, but what about their parents? You know, the ones that were probably worried sick while the kids could have been eaten alive by monsters? Well, actually, they were quite oblivious to what was going on... I guess CT is more realistic than I thought... This story is dedicated to my mother, who REALLY needs a boyfriend.
Part 1 - July 19th, 2001
Part 2 - November 11th, 2001
Part 3 - November 11th, 2001
Part 4 - April 16th, 2002
Part 5 - April 16th, 2002

Aphrodisiac- To all my readers who are over the age of thirteen: think back to that time, when you thought you were absolutely in love with someone and you hadn't had the guts to say it. And so you tried to buy them things or try and have little conversations if you even had the guts to look that person in the eye... am I right? I'm guilty as well.

One of the best memories is of wishing there was some magical force or being, Cupid or spells or potions that could bring you the one you wanted. But that doesn't exist, right?

What if it does? And what if it goes absolutely wrong?
Part 1 - August 29th, 2002

ReviewableThe Beginning of a Dynasty
The Beginning of a Dynasty - February 6th, 1998

ReviewableChrono Wars- Ever wonder what it would be like if Chrono Trigger and Star Wars suddenly clashed? If Magus were Darth Vader? If DALTON were Darth Vader? You'd have a mess of an insanely silly story about a young kid and his quest to learn the ways of the force as told through his eyes. And yes, he can talk.
Chrono Wars - September 14th, 1999

ReviewableInnocence Found: A Chrono Trigger Christmas Story- Tis the season to be jolly, and in my universe, everyone's favorite blue-haired magician is getting VERY jolly. On the Christmas liquor, that is. However, sometimes getting jolly can make our special little scrooge wind up in a strange situation, where somehow, he might just learn about the true spirit of Christmas, and how its never too late to participate. Have a merry one, folks.
Innocence Found: A Chrono Trigger Christmas Story - December 13th, 2000

Like A Rainbow - March 5th, 1998

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