Fight the Fanfic Chapter 2
Now It's War
By Captain Gaul
Dude! Were dead again!
Crono is a psycho! Maybe we dont want him on our team after all .
Resuming their roles as powerful sorcerers, the two tried againthis time, they headed for Luccas place. On their way, they passed Taban, who stopped the pair.
Who are you? Where are you going?
Were Frank and Devon. Were here to talk to Lucca.
Taban had a bad feeling about the two. He reached for his stun pistol andstopped. A strange feeling over came his mind, and suddenly, he trusted the men implicitly. Can I help you? The two exchanged a glance.
Sure, Frank began, Come with us. Unable and unwilling, at least consciously, to resist, Taban walked with them.
They went up to the house; and Taban went in ahead. Lucca noticed at once the strange look in his eyes, as if all the intelligence and personality had been drained from him. Lucca, Frank and Devon are here. Theyre going on an adventure, and they want you to come with them.
Dad? Whats wrong with you.
Go with them, Lucca .
A strange inkling formed at the back of her mind she shook her head, and screamed. NOO!!!!!! With that she fired her stun pistol at her father, then quickly switched it to kill. As the two walked in the front door, she promptly shot one, then knocked the other one to the ground and held him against the earth. What have you done to my father?!
Devon made a gurgling noise as his neck bent up. Answer me!
We just asked him to help us .
Frank, a major wound in his chest, turned his head. Dude is it this painful when everybody else writes a fanfic .? He coughed twice, then stopped breathing.
Luccas head whipped from Devon to Frank, then back to Devon, and she pressed the pistol against his head. Youre reality authors?
Then what the hell are you doing in our world? Weve already got an author.
You heard me, punk! This universe has already been authored by Captain Gaul. Now get the hell out of here, and dont come back!
I cant get out .
Lucca, however, showed no sympathy. She simply pulled the trigger, and that was that.
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Dude! Would you stop killing us?!
Its not me, Frank. Its this Captain Gaul.
Youre saying this character is locking us out of are own story and killing our characters?
No, not Captain Gaul the character. Captain Gaul the author. Hes dominating this universe, and hes locking us out of our own story.
How do we beat him?
Weve got to make him not want this universe anymore. Weve got to kill any characters he added, and make the world a living hell for any hes especially attached to.
And how are we going to do that?
Im not sure. Cmon, help me think of a plan.
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This would be Captain Gaul, the author, personally speaking now. This has given me a nasty little turn Ive never engaged in direct author wars before, and I dont know of anyone who has, unless you count that time Saul and Krazy Sam wrote Broken and couldnt agree if Marle loved Crono or hated himbut I digress. Im not entirely sure how Im going to handle this, because this started off as just a simple little warning to stay out; now its war.
Im not sure how this going to go, as Ive mentioned. Probably the body count will higher than normal, because these two are aiming to kill my characters and I know theyre going to try to add some more of their own. I may even lose control of the story at some point; no guarantees. If the grammar and/or spelling starts getting really horrendous, please dont let it reflect on me; realize that different authors are trying to take over the story now. Hopefully, youll all be rooting for me, because I like to think of myself as an above-average author and I really need to hold onto this universe. If youre rooting for Frank and Devon, hoping theyll take over all my stories, past, present, and future; well, I guess all I can say is that you can go suck eggsbut I mean that in the nicest way possible.
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